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='''Effects Guide'''= | ='''Effects Guide'''= | ||
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=== '''Cuervo | ==='''Crow (Cuervo)'''=== | ||
In | Enter Hesed. Search for a black shadow-like creature with red eyes that moves very quickly, and interact with it to receive the effect. It is notoriously difficult to catch, so this requires patience. | ||
==='''Youth (Juventud)'''=== | |||
Enter Keter. Go roughly northwest and interact with the humanoid-like NPC with a tilted head and flashing eyes to get the effect. | |||
==='''Handgun (Pistola)'''=== | |||
''You need the Youth effect in your inventory, the Plush effect is highly recommended for saving the game after getting this effect.'' | |||
Enter Chokhmah. Go southwest and go in between the gray pillars from ''behind''. In the next area, find a wall with an eye on it. In the maze, find a star in a narrow path (if you didn’t have the Youth effect, the star would have looked different and took you somewhere else). Go down twice and interact with the flashing handgun to get the effect. A small fullscreen cutscene will play afterwards. '''''IMPORTANT FOR ENDING 2''', While here, if you have all regular effects except for Kama El, save in a new file with the Plush.'' | |||
==='''Dark Man (Hombre Oscuro)'''=== | |||
Enter Chokhmah. Go east about 10 steps and then north. Interact with the one-eyed monochrome boy to get the effect. | |||
==='''Voyeur (Miron)'''=== | |||
Enter Tiferet. Go southwest and interact with what looks like a humanoid figure with four tentacles dangling from its head to get the effect. | |||
==='''Face in a bag (Bolsa en la cara)'''=== | |||
Enter Yesod. Go northwest and interact with a plastic bag below a tree that is on some grass to get the effect. | |||
==='''Fake Fox (Falso Zorro)'''=== | |||
Enter Binah. Go east around the blades of grass and then straight down until you see a humanoid fox carrying a gun. Interact with them to get the effect. | |||
==='''Doug Bigham'''=== | |||
Enter Hod. Go left a little bit then up to a girl with orange hair and is wearing a blue dress. Interact with her for a small fullscreen cutscene and to get the effect. | |||
==='''Funeral'''=== | |||
Enter Hesed. Go slightly south, then east, and interact with a woman who has light blue hair. Do not go all the way through the next path. Instead, find a path hidden in the thorns in the background. In the fancy hallway, Go right into a room where a woman is playing various songs on a piano. Interact with the man in a suit to get the effect. | |||
''There is a slim chance when entering this room that the man will be playing the piano instead of the woman, who will be crying on the floor. You cannot get the effect this way. On the odd chance that this happens, go back to the previous room and use the Youth effect to warp to the Youth Bedroom and back to try entering again.'' | |||
==='''Welding Mask (Solador)'''=== | |||
''The Youth effect is highly recommended, if not required.'' | |||
Enter Netzach. Go southwest and interact with a morbidly misshapen and mutated head to go to the Welder’s Room. If there isn’t a flashing object at the bottom level, go up the ladder and use the Youth effect to repeatedly warp to the Youth Bedroom and back until the flashing object appears, interact with it to get the effect. | |||
==='''Gas Mask (MascaraOmc)'''=== | |||
Enter Malkhut. Go northwest and interact with the sitting humanoid figure holding a mask to get the effect. | |||
==='''Riot Uniform (Uniforme anti-motines)'''=== | |||
Enter Gevurah. Go southeast and interact with the red-haired NPC. In the next room, Go all the way to the southeast corner. Go in between the mushrooms to the north. Go north in the next room. Follow the winding path upward. Go in between the mushrooms in the next map, then go in between the hands. Interact with the uniform on the stand to get the effect. | |||
==='''Image (Imagen)'''=== | |||
Enter Yesod. Find and interact with a red face that jumpscares you to a red maze. Go east past an NPC made of sparkles, then go in a northwester-ly direction to an NPC made of three pebbles. Interact with it to go to a warzone-like area. Go northwest from where Doug is sent and interact with the humanoid figure standing still to get the effect. | |||
==='''Black/White Sorcerer (Brujo Negro/Blanco)'''=== | |||
''You can only get one of the two variations of this effect. It’s better to get the White one as it is easier to use.'' | |||
Enter Yesod. Go all the way north further into the forest and interact with the father and daughter for a cutscene. Afterwards, Exit the forest clearing and go straight down until you see a blue-haired person that will run away if Doug approaches them. Interact with the puddle that appears. In these next gray rooms, keep taking the path north until you come to two big doorways. Take the one on the left for the Black Sorcerer effect or the one on the right for the White Sorcerer. | |||
==='''Terror (Espanto)'''=== | |||
''Either the Black or White Sorcerer effects are required.'' | |||
Enter Hod. Find a boy and a scarecrow trapped behind some rocks. Use the Black or White Sorcerer effect to move the rocks out of the way and interact with the scarecrow to get the effect. | |||
==='''Child (Niño)'''=== | |||
Follow the guide for the '''Black/White Mask''' and '''Plush''' effects until you get to the end of the blue path on the orange lake. Interact with the TV. Interact with the boy reading the book to get the effect. | |||
''There is a slim chance when entering this room that the boy will be wearing a hoodie and will be wandering around. Doug cannot get the effect when he is like this. On the odd chance that this happens, you could use the Youth effect to warp to the Youth Bedroom and back.'' | |||
==='''Nightmare (Pesadelo)'''=== | |||
Follow the guide for the '''Child''' effect and leave the boy’s room. Go northwest and interact with the smiling shadow to get the effect. | |||
==='''Plush (Peluche)'''=== | |||
Follow the guide for the '''Black/White Mask''' effect until you get to the series of gray rooms. Follow these directions once there: '''Up, Left, Left, Left'''. You should be in an area that’s blue and orange. Once at the end of the path, interact with the moving little cat toy to get the effect. | |||
==='''Kama El'''=== | |||
''You need the Handgun effect in your inventory to activate the event, attempting to get this effect otherwise will lead to an alternate path to the Nightmare effect.'' | |||
Enter Gevurah. Go northwest and enter the demon mouth. Enter the inside of the big laughing demon’s entrance. Go through the long path of demon faces and unequip any effect before interacting with the NPC at the end or else speed glitches will occur. Before letting the demon chasers catch Doug, find and interact with the little girl. | |||
At the end of the path where the people are being executed by the large demon, quickly tap the Up arrow key when prompted to get a fake game-over screen (or, if you fail, to an alternate version of the garbage dump Doug starts in where he is mercilessly attacked by demons, resulting in a real game over). | |||
After a cutscene, go through the red thorny path to have a dialogue cutscene with a demon, who will transform Doug into Kama El. After the dialogue, go right and eat all 6 NPCs in the map to wake up and finish the event. The Kama El effect will automatically be in Doug’s inventory. | |||
=='''Gag Effects'''== | |||
''These effects do not count towards any of the three main endings; rather, they count towards a joke ending.'' | |||
==='''Space Pianist (Pianista Espacial)'''=== | |||
''The Youth effect is highly recommended.'' | |||
Enter Yesod. There are several places where this Gag Effect can appear but it is a low random chance. Use the Youth effect to teleport in and out of near the following possible places until the effect-giver appears: | |||
#Right near the nexus entrance, where you came out of, just slightly southwest. | |||
#Just above the spot where the father and daughter are pointing at the sky in the forest. | |||
#Somewhere on the far left path in the forest where the father and daughter are sleeping in the clearing. | |||
(All of these have a 1 in 24 chance of appearing.) | |||
Interact with Seccom Masada when he appears to get the effect. | |||
==='''Little Bee (Abejita)'''=== | |||
''The Youth effect is highly recommended.'' | |||
Enter Binah. Go directly south until you reach a formation of stones. Go west from its left side. If you don’t see a bee next to two bushes with flowers, use the Youth effect to repeatedly exit and enter the spot you’re standing on until a bee appears (1 in 24 chance). Interact with it to get the effect. | |||
==='''Gangster (Mafioso)'''=== | |||
''The Youth effect is highly recommended.'' | |||
Enter Netzach. Go north a bit and west to a bloody bed. If a gangster costume isn’t there beside it, use the Youth effect to teleport to the Youth Bedroom and back until it appears. (1 in 24 chance). Interact with it for the effect. | |||
=== ''' | ==='''Muscular (Musculoso)'''=== | ||
Follow the guide for the '''Riot Uniform''' effect until just before going between the mushrooms. Interact with the muscular humanoid Uboa to get the effect. | |||
=== ''' | ==='''Doughnut (Rosquilla)'''=== | ||
Enter Yesod. Go all the way north further into the forest and interact with the father and daughter for a cutscene. Afterwards, Exit the forest clearing and find a bush that has a golden sparkle hidden in it. Interact with the sparkle to get the effect. | |||
==='''Doug Norris'''=== | |||
''Either the Riot Uniform or Kama El effects are required.'' | |||
Enter Netzach. Go northeast and enter the gray building. Put on the RIot Uniform or the Kama El effect before going on the north path, because there are Gangster Chasers. At the end of the long maze, interact with the sparkling hat for the effect. | |||
=== ''' | ==='''Superbeard (Superbarba)'''=== | ||
''The Riot Uniform effect is required and the Plush effect is strongly recommended.'' | |||
Enter Malkhut. Go west and go through the bottom archway from BEHIND. Follow the next extremely long path to the blue orb to the Words World. ''(You may want to save with the Plush effect before interacting with it.)'' This place will teleport you to a random location within a few seconds of exploring. You are on the right path if you are sent to a small room with a drawing of a man talking on the wall and an exit to the north. Put on the Riot Uniform effect and leave the room. Make your way to the sparkling head and interact with it for the effect. | |||
=== ''' | ==='''Mr. Toy (Señor Juguete)'''=== | ||
''The Plush effect is strongly recommended'' | |||
Follow the guide for the Superbeard Gag Effect, except you want the Words World to teleport you to an Alternate form of the Nexus. After exiting Da’at (the starting room), enter what would be the equivalent of Tiferet and QUICKLY interact with the cross in the background to be sent to a roof in the original Hod world. Interact with the toy to the left to get the effect. | |||
=== ''' | ==='''Troll'''=== | ||
''The Plush effect is strongly recommended.'' | |||
Follow the '''Doug…''' guide to the corpse background map. Save with the Plush effect first before exiting the map to the left side, as there are a variety of places that spot can take you. The one you want is a closed-off section of the Warzone (the map where you can find the Image effect). Interact with the sparkling bucket for the effect. | |||
===''' | ==='''Doug...'''=== | ||
''The Youth effect is highly recommended.'' | |||
Enter Hod. Go right and down towards a person with yellowish-orange hair standing on the stairs of a building. Interact with them and step on the eye to the right on the next path. You should end up in a small map with a corpse in the background. Once again, use the Youth effect to warp yourself in and out of the map until an old man with a cane appears. (1 in 24 chance). Interact with him to get the effect. | |||
=== ''' | ==='''Protagonist (Protagonista)'''=== | ||
''It is impossible to obtain this effect by normal means, as there is no known way to acquire money in the game. This guide will tell you how to best progress without modifying the game’s contents directly.'' | |||
If you are playing the game in Test Play mode in RPG Maker, enter Tiferet. Go southwest to an archway and enter the Fangame Reference Capsule Room. Press F9 and look for Variable 0119 and set it to 3. After some dialogue, the third to last capsule to the right on the second to bottom row should start glowing. Interact with it to get the effect. | |||
=='''Endings'''== | |||
=== ''' | ==='''Ending 1'''=== | ||
*Collect all 19 regular effects (DO NOT activate either of the Soraya events). | |||
*If prompted upon wakeup, press 1 to see the ending. | |||
=== ''' | ==='''Ending 2'''=== | ||
''You | ''You will be locked into seeing this ending if you attempt to do these conditions.'' | ||
*Collect all of the regular effects '''except''' for the '''Handgun''' and '''Kama El''' effects | |||
**Get the Handgun effect, immediately save in a new file with the Plush effect. | |||
** Go south and equip the Handgun. Stand in the middle of the table while behind it and a woman will attack Doug. Pass the quicktime event, then select the following options: '''Golpear, Golpear, Golpear, Disparar'''. | |||
*Run from the masses of demons. You will end up in the Youth Bedroom as the Youth effect. Talk to a person named Soraya for a long conversation. Leave the room and go down the elevator. Go all the way left as far as you can for a cutscene and then return for another cutscene. Go up the winding path and interact with Adult Doug sleeping in the garbage to finish the event. | |||
* Once you wake up, go back to sleep and enter Hod. Go inside the building and interact with the shadowy girl with the '''Dark Man''' effect for the second Soraya event. | |||
*After that short event, collect the Kama El effect and once prompted, press 1 to see the ending. | |||
=== ''' | ==='''Ending 3'''=== | ||
*Collect all 19 regular effects. Enter the starting point of the dream (Da’at) and interact with the window repeatedly (exactly 33 times). This will make a jumpscare happen and a Gangster Chaser appear in the room. Quickly equip the '''Kama El''' effect and eat it. | |||
*Enter Hod. Go inside the building and sleep with the girl on the bed four times. | |||
**You don’t have to do her entire walking event every single time, just sleeping on the bed is enough. | |||
*Enter the building a fifth time to see the ending. | |||
=== ''' | ==='''Ending 4'''=== | ||
Collect all of the Gag Effects. Press Shift upon wakeup for the ending. | |||
[[Category:Walkthroughs]] |
Latest revision as of 14:40, 19 January 2022
Effects Guide
Crow (Cuervo)
Enter Hesed. Search for a black shadow-like creature with red eyes that moves very quickly, and interact with it to receive the effect. It is notoriously difficult to catch, so this requires patience.
Youth (Juventud)
Enter Keter. Go roughly northwest and interact with the humanoid-like NPC with a tilted head and flashing eyes to get the effect.
Handgun (Pistola)
You need the Youth effect in your inventory, the Plush effect is highly recommended for saving the game after getting this effect.
Enter Chokhmah. Go southwest and go in between the gray pillars from behind. In the next area, find a wall with an eye on it. In the maze, find a star in a narrow path (if you didn’t have the Youth effect, the star would have looked different and took you somewhere else). Go down twice and interact with the flashing handgun to get the effect. A small fullscreen cutscene will play afterwards. IMPORTANT FOR ENDING 2, While here, if you have all regular effects except for Kama El, save in a new file with the Plush.
Dark Man (Hombre Oscuro)
Enter Chokhmah. Go east about 10 steps and then north. Interact with the one-eyed monochrome boy to get the effect.
Voyeur (Miron)
Enter Tiferet. Go southwest and interact with what looks like a humanoid figure with four tentacles dangling from its head to get the effect.
Face in a bag (Bolsa en la cara)
Enter Yesod. Go northwest and interact with a plastic bag below a tree that is on some grass to get the effect.
Fake Fox (Falso Zorro)
Enter Binah. Go east around the blades of grass and then straight down until you see a humanoid fox carrying a gun. Interact with them to get the effect.
Doug Bigham
Enter Hod. Go left a little bit then up to a girl with orange hair and is wearing a blue dress. Interact with her for a small fullscreen cutscene and to get the effect.
Funeral
Enter Hesed. Go slightly south, then east, and interact with a woman who has light blue hair. Do not go all the way through the next path. Instead, find a path hidden in the thorns in the background. In the fancy hallway, Go right into a room where a woman is playing various songs on a piano. Interact with the man in a suit to get the effect.
There is a slim chance when entering this room that the man will be playing the piano instead of the woman, who will be crying on the floor. You cannot get the effect this way. On the odd chance that this happens, go back to the previous room and use the Youth effect to warp to the Youth Bedroom and back to try entering again.
Welding Mask (Solador)
The Youth effect is highly recommended, if not required.
Enter Netzach. Go southwest and interact with a morbidly misshapen and mutated head to go to the Welder’s Room. If there isn’t a flashing object at the bottom level, go up the ladder and use the Youth effect to repeatedly warp to the Youth Bedroom and back until the flashing object appears, interact with it to get the effect.
Gas Mask (MascaraOmc)
Enter Malkhut. Go northwest and interact with the sitting humanoid figure holding a mask to get the effect.
Riot Uniform (Uniforme anti-motines)
Enter Gevurah. Go southeast and interact with the red-haired NPC. In the next room, Go all the way to the southeast corner. Go in between the mushrooms to the north. Go north in the next room. Follow the winding path upward. Go in between the mushrooms in the next map, then go in between the hands. Interact with the uniform on the stand to get the effect.
Image (Imagen)
Enter Yesod. Find and interact with a red face that jumpscares you to a red maze. Go east past an NPC made of sparkles, then go in a northwester-ly direction to an NPC made of three pebbles. Interact with it to go to a warzone-like area. Go northwest from where Doug is sent and interact with the humanoid figure standing still to get the effect.
Black/White Sorcerer (Brujo Negro/Blanco)
You can only get one of the two variations of this effect. It’s better to get the White one as it is easier to use.
Enter Yesod. Go all the way north further into the forest and interact with the father and daughter for a cutscene. Afterwards, Exit the forest clearing and go straight down until you see a blue-haired person that will run away if Doug approaches them. Interact with the puddle that appears. In these next gray rooms, keep taking the path north until you come to two big doorways. Take the one on the left for the Black Sorcerer effect or the one on the right for the White Sorcerer.
Terror (Espanto)
Either the Black or White Sorcerer effects are required.
Enter Hod. Find a boy and a scarecrow trapped behind some rocks. Use the Black or White Sorcerer effect to move the rocks out of the way and interact with the scarecrow to get the effect.
Child (Niño)
Follow the guide for the Black/White Mask and Plush effects until you get to the end of the blue path on the orange lake. Interact with the TV. Interact with the boy reading the book to get the effect.
There is a slim chance when entering this room that the boy will be wearing a hoodie and will be wandering around. Doug cannot get the effect when he is like this. On the odd chance that this happens, you could use the Youth effect to warp to the Youth Bedroom and back.
Nightmare (Pesadelo)
Follow the guide for the Child effect and leave the boy’s room. Go northwest and interact with the smiling shadow to get the effect.
Plush (Peluche)
Follow the guide for the Black/White Mask effect until you get to the series of gray rooms. Follow these directions once there: Up, Left, Left, Left. You should be in an area that’s blue and orange. Once at the end of the path, interact with the moving little cat toy to get the effect.
Kama El
You need the Handgun effect in your inventory to activate the event, attempting to get this effect otherwise will lead to an alternate path to the Nightmare effect.
Enter Gevurah. Go northwest and enter the demon mouth. Enter the inside of the big laughing demon’s entrance. Go through the long path of demon faces and unequip any effect before interacting with the NPC at the end or else speed glitches will occur. Before letting the demon chasers catch Doug, find and interact with the little girl.
At the end of the path where the people are being executed by the large demon, quickly tap the Up arrow key when prompted to get a fake game-over screen (or, if you fail, to an alternate version of the garbage dump Doug starts in where he is mercilessly attacked by demons, resulting in a real game over).
After a cutscene, go through the red thorny path to have a dialogue cutscene with a demon, who will transform Doug into Kama El. After the dialogue, go right and eat all 6 NPCs in the map to wake up and finish the event. The Kama El effect will automatically be in Doug’s inventory.
Gag Effects
These effects do not count towards any of the three main endings; rather, they count towards a joke ending.
Space Pianist (Pianista Espacial)
The Youth effect is highly recommended.
Enter Yesod. There are several places where this Gag Effect can appear but it is a low random chance. Use the Youth effect to teleport in and out of near the following possible places until the effect-giver appears:
- Right near the nexus entrance, where you came out of, just slightly southwest.
- Just above the spot where the father and daughter are pointing at the sky in the forest.
- Somewhere on the far left path in the forest where the father and daughter are sleeping in the clearing.
(All of these have a 1 in 24 chance of appearing.)
Interact with Seccom Masada when he appears to get the effect.
Little Bee (Abejita)
The Youth effect is highly recommended.
Enter Binah. Go directly south until you reach a formation of stones. Go west from its left side. If you don’t see a bee next to two bushes with flowers, use the Youth effect to repeatedly exit and enter the spot you’re standing on until a bee appears (1 in 24 chance). Interact with it to get the effect.
Gangster (Mafioso)
The Youth effect is highly recommended.
Enter Netzach. Go north a bit and west to a bloody bed. If a gangster costume isn’t there beside it, use the Youth effect to teleport to the Youth Bedroom and back until it appears. (1 in 24 chance). Interact with it for the effect.
Muscular (Musculoso)
Follow the guide for the Riot Uniform effect until just before going between the mushrooms. Interact with the muscular humanoid Uboa to get the effect.
Doughnut (Rosquilla)
Enter Yesod. Go all the way north further into the forest and interact with the father and daughter for a cutscene. Afterwards, Exit the forest clearing and find a bush that has a golden sparkle hidden in it. Interact with the sparkle to get the effect.
Doug Norris
Either the Riot Uniform or Kama El effects are required.
Enter Netzach. Go northeast and enter the gray building. Put on the RIot Uniform or the Kama El effect before going on the north path, because there are Gangster Chasers. At the end of the long maze, interact with the sparkling hat for the effect.
Superbeard (Superbarba)
The Riot Uniform effect is required and the Plush effect is strongly recommended.
Enter Malkhut. Go west and go through the bottom archway from BEHIND. Follow the next extremely long path to the blue orb to the Words World. (You may want to save with the Plush effect before interacting with it.) This place will teleport you to a random location within a few seconds of exploring. You are on the right path if you are sent to a small room with a drawing of a man talking on the wall and an exit to the north. Put on the Riot Uniform effect and leave the room. Make your way to the sparkling head and interact with it for the effect.
Mr. Toy (Señor Juguete)
The Plush effect is strongly recommended
Follow the guide for the Superbeard Gag Effect, except you want the Words World to teleport you to an Alternate form of the Nexus. After exiting Da’at (the starting room), enter what would be the equivalent of Tiferet and QUICKLY interact with the cross in the background to be sent to a roof in the original Hod world. Interact with the toy to the left to get the effect.
Troll
The Plush effect is strongly recommended.
Follow the Doug… guide to the corpse background map. Save with the Plush effect first before exiting the map to the left side, as there are a variety of places that spot can take you. The one you want is a closed-off section of the Warzone (the map where you can find the Image effect). Interact with the sparkling bucket for the effect.
Doug...
The Youth effect is highly recommended.
Enter Hod. Go right and down towards a person with yellowish-orange hair standing on the stairs of a building. Interact with them and step on the eye to the right on the next path. You should end up in a small map with a corpse in the background. Once again, use the Youth effect to warp yourself in and out of the map until an old man with a cane appears. (1 in 24 chance). Interact with him to get the effect.
Protagonist (Protagonista)
It is impossible to obtain this effect by normal means, as there is no known way to acquire money in the game. This guide will tell you how to best progress without modifying the game’s contents directly.
If you are playing the game in Test Play mode in RPG Maker, enter Tiferet. Go southwest to an archway and enter the Fangame Reference Capsule Room. Press F9 and look for Variable 0119 and set it to 3. After some dialogue, the third to last capsule to the right on the second to bottom row should start glowing. Interact with it to get the effect.
Endings
Ending 1
- Collect all 19 regular effects (DO NOT activate either of the Soraya events).
- If prompted upon wakeup, press 1 to see the ending.
Ending 2
You will be locked into seeing this ending if you attempt to do these conditions.
- Collect all of the regular effects except for the Handgun and Kama El effects
- Get the Handgun effect, immediately save in a new file with the Plush effect.
- Go south and equip the Handgun. Stand in the middle of the table while behind it and a woman will attack Doug. Pass the quicktime event, then select the following options: Golpear, Golpear, Golpear, Disparar.
- Run from the masses of demons. You will end up in the Youth Bedroom as the Youth effect. Talk to a person named Soraya for a long conversation. Leave the room and go down the elevator. Go all the way left as far as you can for a cutscene and then return for another cutscene. Go up the winding path and interact with Adult Doug sleeping in the garbage to finish the event.
- Once you wake up, go back to sleep and enter Hod. Go inside the building and interact with the shadowy girl with the Dark Man effect for the second Soraya event.
- After that short event, collect the Kama El effect and once prompted, press 1 to see the ending.
Ending 3
- Collect all 19 regular effects. Enter the starting point of the dream (Da’at) and interact with the window repeatedly (exactly 33 times). This will make a jumpscare happen and a Gangster Chaser appear in the room. Quickly equip the Kama El effect and eat it.
- Enter Hod. Go inside the building and sleep with the girl on the bed four times.
- You don’t have to do her entire walking event every single time, just sleeping on the bed is enough.
- Enter the building a fifth time to see the ending.
Ending 4
Collect all of the Gag Effects. Press Shift upon wakeup for the ending.